I know it's hard, but get over yourself.

I'm Hannah and If you're actually reading this then... Congratulations you can read.
Two things you need to know about me:
Number 1 - I can write for toffee it just wont be very good.
Number 2 - I'm sarcastic.
Welcome to the home of the mad, the lost and the weird.
Don't go Mad, Don't get Lost and Don't disturb the Weird.

unsatisfiedjudge:

'jealousy' - a comic by me

my very first comic ! i hope you guys enjoyed it. 

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Isaac “I’m not witty” Lahey

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alltimecraziness:

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron…..?It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron.

alltimecraziness:

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron…..?
It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron.

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cotilardmarion:

T o m m e n  o f  H o u s e  B a r a t h e o n

the First of His Name. King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms

1 day ago on April 18th | J | 594 notes

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

1 day ago on April 18th | J | 95,547 notes

dangerhamster:

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British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can

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chess-ka:

A friend and I once ran into Jonathan Hyde (Van Pelt) in a pub after seeing him in a production of “King Lear”. My friend said, “Your character in Jumanji gave me nightmares when I was 7.”

Hyde looked him straight in the eye, stepped really close so they were basically nose-to-nose, and said: “Good.”

Then he walked away. What a dude.

1 day ago on April 18th | J | 83,265 notes