I know it's hard, but get over yourself.

I'm Hannah and If you're actually reading this then... Congratulations you can read.
Two things you need to know about me:
Number 1 - I can write for toffee it just wont be very good.
Number 2 - I'm sarcastic.
Welcome to the home of the mad, the lost and the weird.
Don't go Mad, Don't get Lost and Don't disturb the Weird.

wifiandbow:

But I’m only human
And I b l e e d when I fall down
I’m only human
And I crash and I b r e a k d o w n (x)

1 minute ago on October 22nd | J | 511 notes

strawberry-taffy:

my tiny worrisome asian mother strikes again (part 1)

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tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank. [caboosium]

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank.

[caboosium]

1 day ago on October 20th | J | 74,494 notes

jerkidiot:

kraft-mac-and-cheese:

90% percent of the time i’m “going to the bathroom” is just me in there trying to get away from people’s shit

then why would you go to the bathroom

1 day ago on October 20th | J | 116,742 notes

fakefilmmeme:

Harry Potter as a Television Series 

Harry Potter: Next Generation Seasons 15 - 

James Potter -  Nicholas Hoult 

Albus Potter - Logan Lerman

Lily Potter - Georgie Henley 

Hugo Weasely- Eddie Redmayne

Rose Weasely- Sophie Turner 

Victoire Weasley- Teresa Palmer 

Dominique  Weasley- Dianna Agron

Louis Weasley- Max Irons 

Scorpius Malfoy - Alex Pettyfer 

Teddy Lupin - Luke Newberry 

Fred Weasley II - Dudley O’shaughnessy

Roxanne Weasley - Katerina Graham 

Lorcan & Lysander Scamander - Hunter Parrish

1 day ago on October 20th | J | 29,681 notes

Rise of the Tomb Raider (2015) - [x]

1 day ago on October 20th | J | 4,125 notes

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

4 days ago on October 17th | J | 497,615 notes

"A man does not choose his companions in black cells,” the handsome one with the red-and-white hair said. Something about the way he talked reminded her of Syrio; it was the same, yet different too. “These two, they have no courtesy. A man must ask forgiveness. You are called Arry, is that not so?”

5 days ago on October 16th | J | 4,788 notes
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