I know it's hard, but get over yourself.

I'm Hannah and If you're actually reading this then... Congratulations you can read.
Two things you need to know about me:
Number 1 - I can write for toffee it just wont be very good.
Number 2 - I'm sarcastic.
Welcome to the home of the mad, the lost and the weird.
Don't go Mad, Don't get Lost and Don't disturb the Weird.

 #i’ve never heard more lies in a single gif on tumblr in my entire life

 #i’ve never heard more lies in a single gif on tumblr in my entire life

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xavierd18:

6qubed:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

he is too powerful
he must be contained before explosions


Better then any map my geography teacher drew lmao

xavierd18:

6qubed:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

he is too powerful

he must be contained before explosions

Better then any map my geography teacher drew lmao

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lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

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mrrepzion:

mrrepzion:

generation-z0mbie:

RE: WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS

Three boys get told by this man

HOLY SHIT 14,000 REBLOGS!? 

So this is how my video has gotten 160,000 views? Thank you everyone who reblog this. I’ve never had a gif set go semi-tumblr-viral. its pretty cool. 

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punkrockluna:

attabe:

why do height differences in shipping always have to be about one being really tiny and the other being really tall. what about one being exactly a single inch taller than the other and the second being consistently angry about this.

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findsomethingtofightfor:

#these two run a country

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stubborndodecahedron:

nothing-rhymes-with-grantaire:

newtalby:

thomas brodie-sangster through the years 2002-2014

This guy is 24 years old. In 2005 he was 15 and he looks 8.

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